stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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