I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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