I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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