Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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