I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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