in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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