how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
