I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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