how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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