I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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