Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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