Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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