Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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