I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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