No subtext here. People are naked.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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