used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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