These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Your cock deserves a montage
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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