she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I see more hoeing in ur future
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