there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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