I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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