4 words: hood of his car
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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