omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
