So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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