Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
pray to the hookup gods
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
