the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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