If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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