You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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