So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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