After last night, I could never be a politician.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i dont even know how to be here
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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