I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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