hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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