He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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