You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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