Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
