I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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