she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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