so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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