But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Text me some of your sweat
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