oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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