Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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