and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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