white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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