you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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