sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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