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She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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