ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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