This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Randomize
