i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
