ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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