you guys were way drunker than both of me
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Are we still banned from the library?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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