i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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