Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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